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Wednesday, September 24, 2008

REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

DEAR AMERICAN:


I NEED TO ASK YOU TO SUPPORT AN URGENT SECRET BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH A TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF GREAT MAGNITUDE. I AM MINISTRY OF THE TREASURY OF THE REPUBLIC OF AMERICA . MY COUNTRYHAS HAD CRISIS THAT HAS CAUSED THE NEED FOR LARGE TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF800 BILLION DOLLARS US . IF YOU WOULD ASSIST ME IN THIS TRANSFER, ITWOULD BE MOST PROFITABLE TO YOU.
I AM WORKING WITH MR. PHIL GRAM, LOBBYIST FOR UBS, WHO WILL BE MYREPLACEMENT AS MINISTRY OF THE TREASURY IN JANUARY. AS A SENATOR, YOUMAY KNOW HIM AS THE LEADER OF THE AMERICAN BANKING DEREGULATIONMOVEMENT IN THE 1990S. THIS TRANSACTIN IS 100% SAFE.
THIS IS A MATTER OF GREAT URGENCY. WE NEED A BLANK CHECK. WE NEEDTHE FUNDS AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. WE CANNOT DIRECTLY TRANSFER THESEFUNDS IN THE NAMES OF OUR CLOSE FRIENDS BECAUSE WE ARE CONSTANTLY UNDERSURVEILLANCE. MY FAMILY LAWYER ADVISED ME THAT I SHOULD LOOK FOR ARELIABLE AND TRUSTWORTHY PERSON WHO WILL ACT AS A NEXT OF KIN SO THEFUNDS CAN BE TRANSFERRED.
PLEASE REPLY WITH ALL OF YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, IRA AND COLLEGE FUNDACCOUNT NUMBERS AND THOSE OF YOUR CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN TOWALLSTREETBAILOUT@TREASURY.GOV SO THAT WE MAY TRANSFER YOUR COMMISSIONFOR THIS TRANSACTION. AFTER I RECEIVE THAT INFORMATION, I WILL RESPONDWITH DETAILED INFORMATION ABOUT SAFEGUARDS THAT WILL BE USED TO PROTECTTHE FUNDS.
YOURS FAITHFULLY MINISTER OF TREASURY PAULSON

1 comment:

Christina said...

hahahahahahahaa
this is classic
i loveeee it
and at the same time it makes me sad...

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